Yes, you heard it here first folks. The entire world has gone insane. Seriously, it has.

My first marriage was to a an extremely left wing woman who felt that women should receive special treatment but that they were equal in all ways to men, animals had human rights, jews are smart and have a diverse culture, gays and transsexuals should not be oppressed and that black people were genetically inferior. Yes, the starter wife actually believed this.

It wasn’t long until she was replaced but slowly I came to the realization that MOST people in the world actually thought like this. So I wasn’t very surprised when I read this article. Chicken sexually assaulted in hotel, Valparaiso, IN. It was an odd yet peculiarly funny story, obviously some man with a penchant for fucking God’s little creatures decided to fuck a chicken in a hotel room. I myself chuckled a bit and figured he would have to pay to refurbish the hotel room, a psych evaluation and maybe some community service. So I was surprised to find out that instead of that he was given 10 FUCKING YEARS IN JAIL!

Michael Bessigano, 36, received a 10 1/2 year prison sentence after admitting to stealing a farm chicken in October 2001 and taking it to U.S. 30 motel where he killed the animal while having sex with it. He was found competent to stand trial, and previous arrests involving alleged abuse or theft of dogs, geese and a rooster helped Porter County prosecutors secure a maximum sentence for animal cruelty.

Correction, he received 10 AND A HALF YEARS IN JAIL! Seriously, fucking seriously! TEN AND HALF YEARS IN JAIL FOR FUCKING A GOD DAMN CHICKEN! Popeyes slaughters chickens by the truckload but you gave this sick fucker 10 years in jail for killing one with his cock! Has the  fucking world lost their GOD DAMN MINDS! You take away 10 and a half years of a human beings life, time he could have used to fix whatever was wrong with him, contribute to society, pay taxes and find the Lord because he killed a fucking chicken! Chicken’s don’t even live that long! You get less time in jail for raping a minor than you do for fucking a chicken! Hell most people that murder someone in cold blood get 7 years but you gave the chicken fucker 10 and a half fucking years in jail! Why? Because the chicken’s life was cut even shorter? What the fuck was the chicken going to do besides contribute to a 12 piece family meal, half of which would be placed in the fridge and forgotten about then thrown out later. You dumb fucking fucks!

Even the bible CLEARLY states a bird is worth jack shit compared to a human

Are not two sparrows sold for a penny[a]? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. 30And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31So don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.

The world has gone totally fucking insane.