I have lost all faith in humanity. There isn’t much to really say. Its is going to get worse, and it will keep getting worse for a long time to come. Perhaps the second coming of Christ will happen within my lifetime, this would not at all suprise me.

I will continue to cling to my guns and freedom, you can keep the change.

Okay, just finished watching Clint Eastwood’s Grand Turino, seriously Clint WTF? It seems as though Clint Eastwood has taken it upon himself to end the pussification of American culture but is going about it all wrong. For one thing, I won’t listen to anything Clint has to say about being a man because he’s a actor. Maybe he can fool some people but where I come from all actors are faggots. Deal with it. Secondly this guy has never been arrested, been in the military, or probably even been in a real fight. Who the fuck is he to determine what is manly and what isn’t? He as about as much credibility as a bisexual broadway actor, which is all he really is. As for his movie, it fucking sucked. I’m all for a return to Americana, and values but making a movie that entails nother more than a hour plus of racial stereotypes and racial slurs is just not the way to do it. I am trying to figure out who the fuck this movie was designed for, old bitter men? Guess what, old bitter men don’t even go to the movies! The movie wasn’t entertaining, informative, educational or anything. It was like going on a cross country trip with your grandpa in a beatup pickup listening to him marginalize every minority group he could think off. About the only thing Clint didn’t do in this movie was don a Klan uniform and start saying nigger, apparently that’s taboo in hollywood. As for being a “man”, I’ll take that advice from someone who has actually done a few tours in the sandbox, afghan hills, or vietnam. Not some pussy make believe story from a multi-millionair actor who lives in California of all places.

God damn, I hate doing “family time”. It is just a sure fire way for people to piss me off and I can’t fly off the fucking handle without everyone accusing me of being a total jackass. The god damn mother fucking TV is run from sun up to sun down in unison with constant internet shopping. No one has shit important to say, the art of conversation is apparently no longer taught in schools, and its fucking impossible for anyone to make a half descent meal. It is just cheap corn/rice based snacks, what am I a fucking farm animal? I used to work on a farm, this shit isn’t a tasty snack its fancily packaged FEED in a foil wrapper! Is it so much to ask that motherfuckers fold clothes and put shit away once a while, must the ironing board and clothes hangers be promintely displayed in the living room? God, I may have grown up poor but at least my parents had some class! Everytime I turn on the fucking radio some jackass turns it down or turns it off so instead they could watch some stupid corporate conglomerate produced drama television series. Everyone is a brain dead shit stain. I go to the gym, go play golf, go running, walk around the neighborhood and come back only to find the same brain dead family members doing the same monotonous activety. Then I get blamed for being “boring” or “non proactive” because I don’t want to watch some fucking holiday moving which I already know the ending just by looking at the fucking advertisement. WHAT THE FUCK! I just want to punch a motherfucker in the face! Who the fuck keeps drinking all my vodka! Damnit bitch if you want some vodka just say so, but don’t sneak my shit on the downlow so when I finally want a drink at the end of the week all I have left is a fucking “swig”. Yea, I said it a “swig”, just enough to quickly wash your mouth out without killing any real bacteria! Everyone of my god damn family members is about as interesting as a warm dog shit covered with flies on a hot summer day. I swear to God one more weak of this shit and I am going to burn this motherfucker down, dogs and all! Speaking of which, has it occurred to these idiots that perhaps dogs needs exercise, nevermind their own fat asses. Speaking of fat asses, I didn’t know the crack of noon was an acceptable time to start the day! I swear to God I wish I brought my .44 Magnum so I could fire a round through that fucking mind fuck contraption they can’t live without called a TV! Jesus christ! Don’t forgot the fighting, these mother fuckers couldn’t live in harmony if they had their frontal lobes removed! I get woken up at 3am cause some bitch can’t keep her mouth shut and now everyone is pissed. It was the only time this fucking household actually had some piece and I RELISHED IN IT; ALL FOUR FUCKING HOURS! Apparently then they turned their attention to some shiny object all hope of peace was lost. I wish some masked men who work for the DEA mistakingly raid this house and kill everyone (yapping dogs included) BUT ME!

Thoughts on life, the universe, and everything else we supposedly hold dear.

Someone how every year I become more and more aware of the continual commercialization of “the holidy season”. By the way, when the fuck did people start calling it the “Holiday Season”? I thought that the holiday was Christmas. If it wasn’t for Christmas no one would have even have heard of Kwanza, some bullshit holiday made up by some nutjob, or the rest of that Celtic crap that came to some level of importance in the last ten years. I have stopped celabrating Christmas a while back, or any other major holidays for that matter. For one, I refused to be victimed by greeding corporations who hope to profit off of some suppossed obligation to buy “loved ones” cheaply made material goods. The only positive upswing of the this newly branded “holiday season” is that many corporations are so pathetic they willingly drop prices on many goods months before Christmas even begins in order to dump products that no one really needs. I managed to get a nice set of golf clubs this way. However, back to the original topic. “Christmas” no longer is a semblence of its Christian roots, instead it is just an orgy of narciscism and an orgy of capitalist greed. Christmas today has about as much meaning and Hallowean or April’s fools day. Granted some old people don’t feel that way, I personally find it a major inconvience as damn near every store is closed so the peons can run out and spend money they don’t have on shit they don’t need. Let’s face it, half of the crap people buy will break in 300 days any ways, what’s the fucking rush?

UPDATE: DECEMBER 31st, 2008

The only approved national holidays are as follows: Veterans Day, Independence Day, Celebration of any Battle which we clearly shouldn’t have won but did so anyways, Soldiers Day (thank anyone who has served in the Armed Forces and find, chase, and beat up anyone who hasn’t).

If I ruled the world, which for me only entails the United States of America I would change a few things. First and foremost, everyone can smoke anywhere at at any time. That’s right, anywhere and at anytime. Wal-Mart, the gun store, a dinner, etc. If you don’t like cigar/cigarette/pipe smoke then leave the area.

Secondly, all you need to buy a gun is some form of valid identification proving your not an illegal alien but a full bloody US citizen. Not a resident, a fucking citizen. An American citizen can buy any weapon up to a mortor in order to enable the creation of the militia.

The US military will be redesigned. The ground forces will compose of the Marine Corps, Active Duty Army, Army Reserves, Army National Guard, and the Unregulated Militia. Active Duty and Reserve can be deployed anywhere as needed by the nation. The National Guard can only be employed on the state or territory of which they serve and the unregulated militia is regulated to the state they reside in. The Unregulated militia can bear the same arms that the active component does but cannot recieve any federal funding whatsoever. The unregulated militia and its members can in no way, shape or form be members of any branch of the Federal government and must be U.S. citizens.

The age of consent is 16, fucking deal with it!

Anyone can drink and drive as long as they are not over the legal limit. IE, if you want to drive while drinking a six pack then cool, as long as your not drunk.

There are no emission limits on cars, no need for a catalytic converter. If you want to stem global warming then focus in on population control or power plants that run on coal as opposed to nuclear power.

There are only FOUR fucking channels of television. International News, National News, Local News, and an auxillary channel for emergencies. That is it, television makes people stupid and is only useful for manufacturing the conscent of a uneducated populace.

Educational standards are strickly enforced and based on federal regulation and funding up to the high school level. There will be no “child left behind” policies, someone has to wash cars and work in the mines, deal with it.

There will be no more immigration with the following exceptions: marriage, military service of not less than seven years, certified engineers, medical professional or professional prostitutes.

Oh yea, prostitution is legal and there is a certification process which includes the equivalent of a associates degree in sex. Since I’m on the topic of fixing the world (IE America) this bears further explanation. For one, this certification process of prostitutes will cover the basics such as human sexuality, sex education, and basics. The course will then progress towards various sexual practices and specialities. Upon completion of the certification process, the prostitutes can work in an approved house of prostitution or as a freelancer. If you don’t like it, move to fucking Mexico.

Marriage is between a man and a woman, and that’s it. You can be gay all you want, you just can’t get married.

Hunting is legal and licenses that cost excessive amounts of cash will not be permitted.  IE, it will not cost $4000 bucks to a hunt a buck. Everyone regardless of income should be able to enjoy the great outdoors and participate in such sporting activities such as golf, hunting, fishing, kayaking, hiking, or scenic driving. This is one of the FEW programs that would receive social funding. There is no reason a man who works 9 to 5 every damn day, and makes an honest wage can’t enjoy the nature of the country he is living in.

You can’t sue anyone.

There are no more jury trials, you are tried by a combination of expert witnesses, and appointed judges. This removes the whole “getting tried by some dumbass who was too stupid or lazy to get out of jury duty”.

The country will be run on the constitution, not on the whims of some extreme left wing or right wing elected official. Anyone that passes laws, regulations, or ordinances not in keeping with the letter OR the “spirit” of the constitution will be shot until dead. Let me restate that again, “Anyone that passes laws, regulations, or ordinances not in keeping with the letter OR the “spirit” of the constitution will be shot dead.”

Revenge or Vengence killings will be tried in a court of law. If it was found that the “victim” would have received the death penalty in a court of law, the offending parties will be found not guilty of any crime.

Religions are not permitted to actively recruit new members. You can pray to whoever the fuck you want, but going to door to door and bugging people will not be tolerated.

Dueling is permitted. If you have a serious problem with someone and they agree to settle it via a duel, then both parties sign a legal document. Report to a specified area away from populated areas and settle it. Both parties can use whatever weapon they choose.

The country is not permitted to engage in “limited wars”, all wars that are waged will be wars of attrition that attribute either to the defense of a nation, colonization, or extermination of percieved enemeis.

The national language is English. It is illegal to put signs, services, or instructions in anthing other than english. English is the official langauge.

As I think of more, I will add them but there are just a few “changes” I would actually be okay with.

More research about things we already know. I suppose researching things we “think we know” is a sign of an open and free thinking society. If it wasn’t for the West we would still be living in the dark ages.

Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602-3013, USA.

The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.