
“The worst thing in the world is a pussy with a gun”
- By Someone who Obviously can’t Shoot
This was my favorite line from the most ludicrous of the action film genre, Shoot ‘Em Up. I don’t know what was worse with this movie, the unrealistic gun play, the lack of coordination with any ballistics expert to make the movie seem even remotely realistic, or the underlying anti-gun bullshit thrown in for good measure. I have seen pornos with a better plot than this. Most notably, Bradys’ XXX. Nevertheless I actually watched this crap from beginning to end despite warnings from fellow ARFCOM members.
Moving right along, the above pic is in living tribute to my favorite lady, Lin. The bitch on the cover is Jandi Lin who happens to have the same name as my CCW piece but that’s besides the point. They share a few similarities, they both are foreign products made in America. They take anything you feed it and swallow without complain, hollow points, soft points, lead nose, etcetera, and they perform when needed 24/7/365 just like a good little bitch. Though I’m willing to bet that the formers career will outlast the later, it doesn’t keep me up at night. This is the same 1911 I traded for that piece of slav shit CZ 75 compact .40S&W, and I never regretted it. You can check out the gallery of 1911 goodness here.
In non-related news I guess Obama is winning despite Hillary’s determination to be the first female president. I sincerely doubt Obama will become president, or this country will ever have a black president and its not because some wacko will take him out, the Secret Service is a very professional organization. I just feel that when it comes down to it, someone will screw up the vote count, turn people away from the polls at the last minute, or if all else fails just burn down the polling station. It wouldn’t be the first time something like that happened in human history, hell American history even.
There a few things I have to retract, namely my previous comments about the direct impingement gas system and the AR15 platform. That shit is rock solid and perform. I will post more on that on a later date.
On a personal note my weekend was ruined when my Sig 556 swat took a shit on me after I (like a total retard) got a laser bore sight stuck in the barrel. Word to the wise, never put a $20 dollar laser bore sight in a $1500+ rifle. Luckily my gunsmith was able to “unfuck” my stupidity and Bamboo (my Sig 556) is running as great as ever. However I had a weird experience, when my rifle jammed up I thought I had ruined the barrel and would need a replacement. A deep feeling of sorrow and resentment covered me and I came to the closet point in crying I have ever reached in my life. A few days later I had a dream, I was in the desert blasting away, and Bamboo was there with me. Shell casings were scratching up the side of the upper receiver and the sounds of 5.56 was like music to my ears. It was about as close to a religious experience I’ve ever had. I woke up immediately and headed to the gunsmith and to my surprise not only was the rifle completed early but the barrel was intact! I was in shock, it was if material object somehow communicated with me, over space and time and told me, “everything is okay, I’m fine, stop worrying”. Strange? You bet. Oddly enough I’ve had similar experiences throughout my life with computers, automobiles, and firearms. Its too odd for me to explain but I do treat my possessions well and I think they actually appreciate it, or at least appreciate it a lot more than the “humans” in my life.
My advice, never curse an inanimate object that has served you well, and never buy shit made in Asia. That shit has no fucking soul! Call me crazy, but everything I’ve ever bought that said “made in japland/chickland/goodland” fucking broke in months! That whole fucking continent is cursed as far as I’m concerned.