Alright dudes, its me again. Still a little pissed after my Fallkniven knife review…see below. That shit still pisses me. Any ways here is a video of water getting shot outta some girls ass. Enjoy.

I recently purchased a Fallkniven Northern Light Thor Bowie from CrocBlades.com and decided to do a review. A little background, Fallkniven is a rather big knife manufacturer in Sweden run by Peter Hjortberger. Apparently he started his buisness back in 1984 importing knives and still does the same damn thing.

The Fallkniven Northern Light Thor Bowie is actually made in Japan, no surprise there as the owner of the company started by importing knives. The knife is billed as a exclusive high dollar item as compared to the rest of the companies offering with the Thor bowie commanding prices upwards of $700US dollars. You would think for that kind of coin you wouldn’t get a lump of shit but that’s exactly what I got.

My first impressions wasn’t really what I had expected for the amount of money I have spent on this blade. I love knives and own a few of them but this own just seemed to be yet another knife which the manufacture…er I mean company owner thinks is deserving of a price tag upwards of $700 bucks. My first impression was that, “Damn, did I just buy another Cold Steel Trailmaster?” I then compared this knife against my Cold Steel Trailmaster and I shit you not, these two knives were probably made in the same damn factory in Japan the only difference is that the Cold Steel CEO probably has better quality control over his japanese monkeys than Peter Hjortberger. While this review isn’t meant to compare one knife against the other, the Cold Steel blade was thicker, heavier and felt better in the hand.

The Fallkniven Northern Light Thor Bowie tries to pass itself off as a heavy duty knife but from all the reports I heard of its steel chipping I doubt it could serve in that role. I bought this knife solely for use as a weapon and even then I wouldn’t trust my life with it despite its 10″ reach. See below for a video of issues Fallkniven knives have with being used…their blades tend to chip way too easy.

The second thing I noticed about this knife was that along the spine it has small indentations, almost undetectable it can be picked up in direct light revealing the unevenness and small dents all along the spine itself. My photos don’t capture everything but it is clearly evident.

The third thing I noticed was a FUCKING CHIP on the blade point. Seriously what the fuck Peter Hjortberger! You’d think for $700 bucks you can at least get off your fat swedish ass and do some God damn quality control on your so called “Northern Light Thor Bowie”. Shit, this knife doesn’t even deserved to be called a Bowie, it should be called a “Swedish Fuck Stick!” or better yet call it the “Peter I Don’t Give a Fuck Hjortberger Bowie!”

Man, that shit still pisses me off! What the fuck!

Any ways lets move on to its shitty sheath which the “company” claims is made out of high quality leather. Shit, ever buy your kids a cap gun that comes in some shitty holster made in Mexico? Yea, well this fucking sheath is made in that same fucking assembly line. I’m not big on sheaths as long as its constructed half way descent but God damn Peter Hjortberger you mailed me a sheath with a mother fucking hole in it! Yea, a fucking HOLE in a brand new sheath.

Let’s not even get started on the piss poor sheath quality and the fact that the mother fucker was painted. Yes, you heard right nigga, FUCKING PAINTED! Was this thing assembled in Mexico or the back streets of India.

Single stitching on a knife weighing over a pound, classy Peter Hjortberger, fucking classy!

Oh yea, one last thing the butt had dirt in it. Imagine that, a dirty fucked up knife with a chipped tip and a crappy sheath. What a piece of shit.

If you came here wanting to read a Fallkniven Northern Light Thor Bowie Review I’ll make it simple for you, save your money and buy a Cold Steel Trailmaster. Its a much better knife at a fraction of the price. Peter Hjortberger is a fucking little swedish bitch who doesn’t stand by his products. I sent him a email detailing how fucking shitty his product was and this was his response.

Dear Sir,

I’m sorry to hear that your NL1 knife wasn’t to your expectations, Of course a new, expensive knife like this should be free from defects.

The only thing you shall do is to return it to your dealer, explaining the reasons why you wish to return the knife and he will take care of your problems.

Best regards
Peter Hjortberger

Mother Fucking Douche, go fuck yourself!

Yes, you heard it here first folks. The entire world has gone insane. Seriously, it has.

My first marriage was to a an extremely left wing woman who felt that women should receive special treatment but that they were equal in all ways to men, animals had human rights, jews are smart and have a diverse culture, gays and transsexuals should not be oppressed and that black people were genetically inferior. Yes, the starter wife actually believed this.

It wasn’t long until she was replaced but slowly I came to the realization that MOST people in the world actually thought like this. So I wasn’t very surprised when I read this article. Chicken sexually assaulted in hotel, Valparaiso, IN. It was an odd yet peculiarly funny story, obviously some man with a penchant for fucking God’s little creatures decided to fuck a chicken in a hotel room. I myself chuckled a bit and figured he would have to pay to refurbish the hotel room, a psych evaluation and maybe some community service. So I was surprised to find out that instead of that he was given 10 FUCKING YEARS IN JAIL!

Michael Bessigano, 36, received a 10 1/2 year prison sentence after admitting to stealing a farm chicken in October 2001 and taking it to U.S. 30 motel where he killed the animal while having sex with it. He was found competent to stand trial, and previous arrests involving alleged abuse or theft of dogs, geese and a rooster helped Porter County prosecutors secure a maximum sentence for animal cruelty.

Correction, he received 10 AND A HALF YEARS IN JAIL! Seriously, fucking seriously! TEN AND HALF YEARS IN JAIL FOR FUCKING A GOD DAMN CHICKEN! Popeyes slaughters chickens by the truckload but you gave this sick fucker 10 years in jail for killing one with his cock! Has the  fucking world lost their GOD DAMN MINDS! You take away 10 and a half years of a human beings life, time he could have used to fix whatever was wrong with him, contribute to society, pay taxes and find the Lord because he killed a fucking chicken! Chicken’s don’t even live that long! You get less time in jail for raping a minor than you do for fucking a chicken! Hell most people that murder someone in cold blood get 7 years but you gave the chicken fucker 10 and a half fucking years in jail! Why? Because the chicken’s life was cut even shorter? What the fuck was the chicken going to do besides contribute to a 12 piece family meal, half of which would be placed in the fridge and forgotten about then thrown out later. You dumb fucking fucks!

Even the bible CLEARLY states a bird is worth jack shit compared to a human

Are not two sparrows sold for a penny[a]? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. 30And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31So don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.

The world has gone totally fucking insane.

More Guns Means More Crime is a Myth! In 2009, more guns meant less crime, in a very, very big way

http://www.nraila.org/Legislation/Federal/Read.aspx?id=5268
http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/2009prelimsem/index.html

Last week, the FBI issued its preliminary 2009 crime report, showing that the number of murders in the first half of 2009 decreased 10 percent compared to the first half of 2008.
If the trend holds for the remainder of 2009, it will be the single greatest one-year decrease in the number of murders since at least 1960, the earliest year for which national data are available through the Bureau of Justice Statistics. Also, the per capita murder rate for 2009 will be 51 percent lower than the all-time high recorded in 1991, and it will be the lowest rate since 1963 – a 46-year low. Final figures for 2009 will be released by the FBI next year.

According to gun control supporter dogma – “more guns means more crime” – the number of privately owned firearms must have decreased 10 percent in 2009. To the contrary, however, the number rose between 1.5 and 2 percent, to an all-time high. For the better part of the last 15 months, firearms, ammunition, and “large” ammunition magazines have been sold in what appear to be record quantities.

And, the firearms that were most commonly purchased in 2009 are those that gun control supporters most want to be banned – AR-15s, similar semi-automatic rifles, and handguns designed for defense. The National Shooting Sports Foundation already estimates record ammunition sales in 2009, dominated by .223 Remington, 7.62×39mm, 9mm and other calibers widely favored for defensive purposes

Also indicative of the upward trend in firearm sales, the number of national instant check transactions rose 24.5 percent in the first six months of 2009 compared to the first six months in 2008, the greatest increase since NICS’ inception in 1998. Through the end of October, NICS transactions rose18 percent, compared to the same period in 2008.

I don’t usually go out of my way to bash independent business but I am making an exception in this case. While I was working at the Defense Language Institute I rented an apartment near an idealistic park that had easy access to the coast line. It was called Lake Royal Apartments located in scenic Monterey, California. The initial down payment was hefty but with such a nice view who could say no. Well, I should have. For one the landlord rented out to individuals based upon sex, race and marital status. Something I would find out much later. Single women tended to pay less and men or anyone who wasn’t white paid more. On top of that the landlord was slow on repairs, often entered my dwelling to make “minor  repairs” and told me after the fact. The rent was also unusually high for the location and frankly speaking just wasn’t worth it. Upon leaving I was charged for damn near every scuff on the wall and a bad toilet seat. I have no idea why I was charged for a toilet seat to this day and I actually am extremely anal about cleanliness, sanitation and the general upkeep of my dwelling. If you want to get ripped of by a jew, rent at Lake Royal Apartments.

Isaiah 5:20 “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!”

That woman has been twisted mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. I just can’t believe that someone would call the murder of over 40 million “good”. I can’t fathom how anyone can you live with themselves knowing they killed their own child.

The way she keeps on saying… “Good, thoughtful, good woman, courageous, good, courageous, thoughtful, goodness, good person, Goodness.. you are not a bad person… You are courageous…” made me want to puke. If you replace “abortion” with “Kill a jew”, then that video would seem like it came straight out of nazi germany. Then again, Planned Parenthood was founded by a Nazi supporter, and Hitler approved of the organization, so that really isn’t far off.